TWITTER CHATTER: THEN AND NOW

Before Twitter reached the powerful state of being where misdemeanors could be exposed via tweets and explanations offered, it was a novelty to describe your daily doings to the world, within 140 characters.
This is a tongue-firmly-in-cheek peek at a houseworkphobe’s (sometimes referred to as an oikophobe) one week of tweets. I became her (his??hey, I don’t know for sure) follower but then unfollowed because the tweets were beginning to hit too close to home.

 

The Houseworkphobe  @thehouseworkphobe

MONDAY: Eeks, saw some cobwebs in the living room. Must remind maid to clean.

 

The Houseworkphobe  @thehouseworkphobe

TUESDAY: Cobwebs in bedroom, 2. No wonder love – life is stagnant, too.

 

 The Houseworkphobe  @thehouseworkphobe

WEDNESDAY: Fengshui says removing clutter brings in new energy. But first, need energy to remove clutter.

 

The Houseworkphobe  @thehouseworkphobe

 THURSDAY: Watch Inception or clean the bathroom? Inception and chocolate cake won.

 

The Houseworkphobe  @thehouseworkphobe

 FRIDAY: It’s candlelight dinner every night. No, we don’t need the dimmer in our lights. The dust does it for us.

                        

The Houseworkphobe  @thehouseworkphobe

 SATURDAY: Using Creative Visualization to clean. The dust                          and clutter, still there. Manifestation, not immediate???

 

The Houseworkphobe  @thehouseworkphobe

 SUNDAY: A day of rest for all  🙂

 

 

(Disclaimer: If you find any similarities between The Houseworkphobe and me, I would say you have a wild imagination.)

How was/is  your twitter experience?